Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Wet sneeze

Most people who know me well, are ridiculously aware of my sneezing fits. Since I sneeze 3-12 times in one go, you might consider me an expert on it. For work I serve customers and at times work with food, it's  somewhat inconvenient to sneeze as much as I do. Some sneezes are a simple "ha-choo" - no harm done. But others explode from your nose and mouth in a flurry of snot and drool "HA-kjadshfkjdsahfsdkf" and in horror I realize I've covered myself, and everything close to me. It's hard to come back from this, let me tell you. On the brightside, I've started to learn to tell them apart in the 'about to sneeze' faze, so for the latter I have time to throw on the hazzmat suite, or at least get to a washroom. I'm sure this happens to everyone at least once, eventually...so if you're shaking your head right now, beware!
This picture grosses me out, but it demonstrates my point perfectly.

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Epic fail

I saw this sign in the mall around last Christmas. 

Someone should be fired, on principle. 

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Tic Tac Calories

On the back of Tic Tac containers it lists the calories as 2 per Tic Tac. I disagree with the whole idea, because I've never met anyone who could eat one single Tic Tac. I eat one, and then another, and then two at a time, and next thing I know I'm shaking that stupid little plastic container and nothing comes out. I think they should list the Tic Tac calories PER BOX. That's more realistic.