Wall status

My boyfriend, Greg has 5 siblings, at at their place, like many families, they have a wall in the house with names and dates to show how they've grown over the years. I was ecstatic when it was suggested that I could be added to this wall. What an honour! If I didn't feel like part of the family before...and then they measured me. Alright, I'll admit it, I know I'm less than 5 feet tall, I just tell people that because 4 foot something just sounds so SHORT! And to be honest, I thought I was only slightly less anyhow. Maybe I'm shrinking. I'm only 4'10ish! Not 4'11 and half. And the best part? The evidence is in PEN!